The Marquee Signs That Had The Whole Town Laughing (Continued)

Mr. President, why don’t you come on in and get some margs with the boys, huh?

Here’s a double for you! We saved the best for last so be sure to stick around. You don’t want to miss it!

This taco joint has some great signs. Yeah, who wouldn’t want to be full of tacos rather than emotions? We saved the best for last so be sure to stick around. You don’t want to miss it!

If you need to drink enough to solve all of your problems, it’s most likely the same price if not more expensive. Then again, it is definitely more fun and enjoyable of an experience compared to therapy and nobody is going to judge you!

Neutering our dogs and cats is hard enough on them, do we really need to rub it in their faces with this sign. It’s like one final taunt before they are brought into the veterinary hospital to have the terrible deed done. Put yourself in their shoes, neutering should not be something we laugh and make jokes about. Dogs and cats are our friends, treat them as such.

Crushing pop cans is fun. Not sure what they’re talking about… We saved the best for last so be sure to stick around!

Everyone’s dream? To have someone look at you they way most people look at tacos! We saved the best for last so be sure to stick around. You don’t want to miss it!

The boss wanted something on the marquee, he got it. Some say this employee won “Employee of the Month” for this.

Everything we sell sucks! Good thing The Vacuum House only sells vacuum cleaners. This is an exceptional slogan for this small business because everyone knows vacuum cleaners suck. Even the good ones suck, so drive on down to The Vacuum House and pick yourself up a brand new vacuum that sucks!

Dang it, they got us! Be honest…who had to read the top line again? You may not know it, but rarely does your brain register every letter in a sentence; instead you scan the shape of the letters and your brain cross-checks it with words it already knows and it basically provides you with an auto populated answer instead of critically seeing each and every letter and word we come across.

Krispy Kreme, the donut king of the United States of America with an excellent marquee sign. “Swimsuit season is over, Krispy Kreme is here” Time to start bulking up for the winter with some hot n ready donuts from Krispy Kreme. Just make sure to arrive in time for the fresh batch.

Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time! Tip of the cap to the Clays Mill Road Baptist Church for their amicable stance on this theft!

I mean, what else do you want them to say? “Knocked Up, Shrek, Pirates?” That’s nearly just as insane and vulgar as the first option. In all likelihood – this was a mistake. But we’d like to think that this was the handiwork of a genius who happens to make $8/hour down at the local cinema.

This sign though funny, actually makes me long for my college days when you could throw a bartender $10 and get unlimited drinks all night. Can’t even get deals like this anymore, even during a pandemic. In this modern world, drink deals have slowly been eliminated from the everyday bar and that is a huge disappointment.

Wait. Eating tacos isn’t a real sport? What has all this training been for? We saved the best for last so be sure to stick around. You don’t want to miss it!

I am hoping that this is just a joke and that an employee named Dave did not pass away. If Wendy’s missed him so much, maybe they shouldn’t have gone and looked for a replacement so quickly. Then again, this could be referencing Dave Thomas, the founder of Wendy’s, who passed away in early 2002. Either way, rest in peace Dave.

Ahhhh Taco Bell, the epicenter of American tex mex splendor. If you or anyone you know needs a job make sure you visit your local Taco Bell so you can Taco bout it to a manager. “My current employment status is nacho concern”. Leave it to the managers of this fine Taco Bell to be jalapeno business.