The Marquee Signs That Had The Whole Town Laughing

There is nothing worse than when you think you’re putting on a sensible outfit but instead you accidentally put on a wedding dress, drive to the wedding, and marry someone you’re not in love with right? At least someone gets a steal of a price on a wedding dress, the average cost of one in the U.S. is $1,600! Might as well just grab this one.




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Giving people the heads up before receiving a potential speeding ticket is something I value. Like flashing your high beams at an upcoming car after you had just passed a speed trap, this sign is a great example of people looking out for each other.





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The year 2020 held a topsy-turvy series of surprises – one of which is that parents no longer had the option of sending their kids to school. Instead, parents had to teach, parent and work their jobs all from home. So we tip our cap to the teachers of this school for a hilarious marquee sign to start of this list of the funniest marquee signs we could find!





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Last queso stop before a bunch of yoga studios, meaning you better stop and fill up on your queso before your next yoga session. I love queso, always have, but the one and only knock against this liquid gold is its nutritional value. Luckily for you and I, El Arroyo in Austin Texas provides us with a solution to this problem.




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A classic combination of religion and college football in the South! America’s greatest college football rivalry knows no boundaries – especially not the ones put up by marquee signs! We love this one.





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The folks at this Aurora theater have a sense of humor dealing with the times we are in. Nothing starring nobody coming to theaters near you.





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It might be lazy, but it’s funny. If you don’t go to this theater to watch a film, go for the tacos. If someone simply says, “The tacos are good.” What are you going to do? Not try them?





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Trashing the Cleveland Browns is a great American past-time like no other. Not only do the Cleveland fans have to put up with a historically abysmal football team every Sunday, they also have to suffer through a lack of Chick-Fil-A and their delicious chicken sandwich and waffle fries.




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Inside jokes have never had a better day in the spotlight. Well, neither have outdoor jokes either (have you seen all the outdoor comedy shows going on?). This is a wild time to be alive, got to keep your spirits up during it! The quality marquee signs are certainly one way to do that.





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Honestly, your refrigerator probably would have gotten a few thousand votes on the most recent ballots if it were running. And it isn’t running then you better go catch it! Ahahaha…..we can’t feel feelings anymore. Please send help.





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It works wonders down there in the bottom of your pantry! Keeps that Busch Lite crispier than a freshly pulled up head of romaine lettuce. And that’s crispy!





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Like it or not, school time is approaching. Summer break doesn’t last forever, students will be educated.




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And don’t get any closer! Or else we will have to close up shop and then no one wins. This one is a funny marquee sign from the El Arroyo marquee sign team in Austin, Texas.





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Those dang kids are hardly worth the tax break, aren’t they!

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The forefront of all human knowledge until the advent of the modern computer and internet was the big stack of heavy books in the local library. Since then, the Encyclopedia has been about as useful as a beer coaster.





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Kind of like the saying “Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car.”




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Boom! This is hilarious. St. Mark’s Anglican Church – wherever this is – just was elected into the Marquee Sign Hall of Fame (don’t check this out for yourself, just trust us that it’s completely real) due to this hilarious sign. It doesn’t matter your religious affiliation – this sign is funny across all denominations.





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