Imagine the feeling of the wind rushing through your hair, the smell of the salty sea dancing around your nostrils, the sun beating down on your shoulders, and if you’re from Florida the love bugs getting caught in your teeth. These are just some of the lucky pleasures motorcycle owners get to experience. However, these motorcycle enthusiasts decided to raise the bar on their lifestyle by adding some of the most ridiculous customizations you’ll ever see on the road. While some of these customizations may be a little more subtle than others. Some are quite different and might make you scratch your head. Either way, you are guaranteed to see some of the weirdest motorcycles we have ever seen before in this list. Weird is not always a bad thing, and sometimes can be quite good when it is thought out properly. Some of these you will see have been well thought out, while others look like they were just thrown together.
Weird Motorcycles Are A Virtue
Or was it patience that is the virtue? We can’t remember how the phrase goes, but we certainly know that this bubble gum, cotton candy, birdhouse of a weird motorcycle combined with the yellow rain boots is certainly a virtue. And we’re well aware that it’s one of the weirdest motorcycles we’ve ever seen. Don’t worry, the get a lot cooler than this…
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The Chevrolet of Motorcycles
What could possibly be better than a 1957 Chevy Bel Air? A motorcycle version of the 1957 Chevy Bel Air…duh! This sweet ride is a completely custom job; one-of-a-kind. Something of a low rider as well – not a lot clearance on the bottom of this beauty. But boy oh boy is it beautiful!
NEXT: A steamroller on wheels…
Steam Powered Motorcycle
Nicknamed the “Black Pearl”, this steam-powered motorcycle is the stuff of legend in his small town. This is from out friends over at News Atlas, “The Black Pearl was unveiled at the Bigtwin Bike Show in Rosmalen, Holland, next to a poster of Captain Jack Sparrow. But unlike the legendary sea vessel of the silver screen, this Black Pearl is a land vehicle powered by a steam engine. Constructed by Dutch company Revatu Customs, the two-wheeled locomotive is a fully functioning motorcycle, albeit a slow one.
NEXT: Another unique take on the Bel-Air…
1957 Chevy Bel-Air pt. 2
If you didn’t get your fix of nostalgia a few slides ago, then here’s your chance. Another look at the iconic Chevy Bel-Air, this time in retro yellow that feels so appropriate for a 50s Chevy. Thank goodness this guy has the helmet to match!
NEXT: The baddest bucket of rust you’ve ever seen.
Tractorcycle
Here’s the facts: this bad boy is a combination of a tractor and a motorcycle, it was made by a man in Ohio, it took 5 years (2000-2005) to build, and he lovingly refers to it as the “tractorcycle”. What else could you possibly want to know?
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Spitfire! It’s on Two Wheels
The Spitfire is more than just the most iconic fighter in British history. In the bleak days early days of WWII when the UK stood alone against the Nazi’s, the Spitfire was the only aircraft around that could match the advanced German fighters in quality. Particularly the Messerschmitt Bf 109E that had vanquished so many other foes. Thousands more Spitfires were loaned to other future Allies, including the United States before they could develop their own high-performance counterweights to Germany’s hi-tech fighters.
NEXT: If the word ‘sleek’ had a physical shape…
Baby Blue
Elongated, perfectly blue and retro-inspired – this sweet motorcycle is one of the coolest on this list. It’s simple frame looks equal parts sleek and boxy-bad***. Elongated for premium speed, this motorcycle is a guaranteed pavement-burner.
NEXT: It’s futuristic and retro all at the same time…
1930 Henderson-Courtney KJ Streamline Motorcycle
The First Art Museum said it best: “With its 1,200-cc, 40-brake horsepower, in-line four-cylinder engine, the 1930 Henderson Model KJ Streamline could exceed 100 mph. In an era when streamlining was used sparingly in motorcycle design, American Orley Ray Courtney’s enclosed bodywork was virtually unknown on production two-wheelers (except for a few racing machines), making the KJ an unusual and beautiful example of Art Deco design.”
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Pink Speed Racer
Another sweet product from Duestchland, this four-engined racebike is pimped out in hot pink and primed for extreme speed. It’s clearly on the starting lines of a drag race (lights on the right) and given how crazy this thing is – we feel like it’s destined to win any race it enters.
NEXT: Stately and sturdy…
1930 StreamLine KJ Henderson Motorcycle pt. 2
We’ve already given you the backstory to this beautiful piece of machinery a few slides ago, but this one just hits different. The baby blue and white is such a unique combo for a motorcycle. Also, it was stunningly beautiful but impractical and hard to ride. Which is one reason you probably haven’t seen it before. The Streamline’s complex curved body was heavy and was difficult to make.
NEXT: A different take on a motorcycle/tractor combo.
International Harvester Motorcycle
We’ve already shown you one gnarly Tractorcycle, so here’s another one. These two look relatively similar, but they aren’t. This one is a lot more manageable with smaller tires and a simpler design. What do you think of this beast? This may be one of the weirdest motorcycles you have ever seen before, it is definitely on our list of weirdest motorcycles we have ever seen. Even though it may be weird, what do you think about its functionality of it, would this motorcycle work for you? Makes sure you check them all out, to see which is your favorite.
NEXT: It’s more of a skeleton of a bike than anything…
Skull and Bones Motorcycle
With secret societies being a hot topic with conspiracy theorists, the owner of the Skull and Bones motorcycle decided it was time to rise up and take a stand. Honestly, the Skull and Bones motorcycle probably has nothing to do with that, I just want to believe that this story could be true. If you pay attention to the engine block it looks like a tomb, ironic how the skull and bones headquarters is called “The Tomb.” Coincidence?
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Big Boy Tricycle
When you were a child did you ever own a tricycle? I know I did, and I can distinctly remember thinking I was the toughest kid on the block when I pulled up to my friend’s house in my new tricycle. At the time I was the only one in our group of 8 that had a tricycle, and I knew that all the kids on the block were jealous. With that being said I need to ask, “Nick, is that you in this picture?” I knew you were envious of my new tricycle, but did you really need to go this far to prove your point?
NEXT: The Hamster Wheel…
Michelin Motorcycle
Not only is this bike one of the most unique machines to hit the road since the amphibious car, but the owner is dressed in the Michelin man costume, which makes this picture the most hilarious thing on the internet. If anything this guy gets dressed every day like that so he can spread the word about traction safety, and why Michelin should be the only brand of tires allowed on the road.
NEXT: He’s a magician what did you expect…
Smoke and Mirrors
As a rule of thumb anytime there’s white tires on a bike, we’re paying attention. This ride (depending on how you look at it) is crazy cool or the worst thing you’ve ever seen. We’re hoping you’re in the crazy cool compartment with us… This may be one of the weirdest motorcycles you have ever seen before, it is definitely on our list of weirdest motorcycles we have ever seen. Even though it may be weird, what do you think about its functionality of it, would this motorcycle work for you? Makes sure you check them all out, to see which is your favorite.
NEXT: We’re dying to see this next one…
The Hearse Motorcycle
Death is a time of mourning for the members of the individual who passed away, but for those crazy people who want to go out with a bang, this is the motorcycle for you. Instead of the traditional car that carries your body to your grave site, this extended motorcycle will transport your remains in style. The only saving grace this motorcycle gets is that it’s much more visually appealing than those old traditional hearses you see driving around town.
NEXT: The fastest bike in the world…
Dodge Tomahawk Motorcycle
It’s called the Dodge Tomahawk, and it is every bit as cool as its name suggests. It’s said that Dodge continually states the Tomahawk is never meant to be ridden, but that’s like telling a five year old boy that he can’t play with his new toy. The Tomahawk is powered with a 500 horsepower 8.3 liter V10 engine, the same exact engine used in the Dodge Viper. If that doesn’t give you the itch to give the Tomahawk a test drive than I don’t know what will.
NEXT: The Ape Hanger!!!
The Ape Hanger Motorcycle
Leading off the list is the Ape Hanger motorcycle. Apparently, the style of the handle bars is called Ape Hangers, and this used to be a very popular style for old school Harley Davidsons. I guess the owner didn’t get the memo that ape hangers went out of style the second we got out of the 80’s. How long does it take for his arms to start hurting? Either way I want to meet him and shake his hand, just to see if his arms aren’t permanently stuck in that position.
NEXT: A Jaguar like you’ve never seen it before…
Jaguar Motorcycle
Remember that movie “Anchorman” with Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy? Well, there was a scene in the movie where Brian Fantana, played by Paul Rudd, revealed his secret cologne called “Sex Panther.” If that cologne could be made into a vehicle, this fantastic motorcycle would be the result. Once you climb aboard the Jaguar motorcycle, you’ll begin to notice odd changes happening. First, for some reason after riding the Jaguar people have a tendency to quit their job and move to Costa Rica.
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Two by Four Motorcycle
If there’s one thing I know it’s that sticking an engine on a bunch of two-by-fours has the making of a disaster. If anything, the owner of the two-by-four won’t have to worry about his motorcycle being stolen. Maybe that’s the genius behind the two-by-four motorcycle. Genius my good sir, pure genius; This guy proves to those regular-car-driving babies what it takes to be a man from the south. Additionally, don’t mention the 2013 Iron Bowl to this guy.
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Alien Motorcycle
This motorcycle is everything I ever wanted from my childhood, all wrapped into one terrifying machine. The only thing he could do to top the alien motorcycle, though, is create the predator version. I would pay good money to see these two motorcycles in real life.
I don’t care if I need to travel to foreign lands just to do it. From the looks of it, and from reading the description about the alien motorcycle, this thing weighs a lot.
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Lawn Mower Motorcycle
Have you ever tried to cut your lawn on a motorcycle? He gets the pleasure of knowing he’s driving an awesome motorcycle, while still being able to get his yard work done in a timely manner. The sheer joy this man must feel when chopping down thick grass is probably comparable to the first time the riding lawn mower was used. You could have the lucky chance of seeing John Deere himself doing what he knows best – making people’s lawns look nice.
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Not Your Average Mickey Mouse Motorcycle
Actually this is a recreation of Rat Fink, a terrifying character created by Ed “Big Daddy” Roth of Kustom Kulture in the 60’s as an anti-hero answer to Mickey Mouse. As terrifying as this Rat Fink recreation may be, it gets even better knowing that the owners of the motorcyle wanted to keep him classy. The only thing that would make this bike cooler is if there was a sound box added to the front of the motorcycle saying, “You won’t like me when I’m angry” every time a person walks in front of the motorcycle.
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Monster Sized Motorcycle
This may be one of the weirdest motorcycles you have ever seen before, it is definitely on our list of weirdest motorcycles we have ever seen. Even though it may be weird, what do you think about its functionality of it, would this motorcycle work for you? Makes sure you check them all out, to see which is your favorite.
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Achilles Motorcycle
Sometimes you have to wonder about the ideas that these ridiculous motorcycle owners have on a day to day basis. It’s sleek, it’s hip, it’s new, and it could be the most dangerous motorcycle on the road. Don’t get me wrong, this thing is pretty neat, but I guarantee that the steering and handling of this bike is the Achilles heel. Because everything about this bike is riveting to look at, but the functionality of it keeps it impossible to drive on a daily basis.
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Motorcycle Or MonsterCycle?
This may be one of the weirdest motorcycles you have ever seen before, it is definitely on our list of weirdest motorcycles we have ever seen. Even though it may be weird, what do you think about its functionality of it, would this motorcycle work for you? Makes sure you check them all out, to see which is your favorite.
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Gears of War Tricycle
This is called the Gears of War tricycle that was built for the release of the new Gears of War video game. This machine is every bit as cool as the game from Gears of War, meaning that this bike is a very intense visual, and comes loaded with stunning details. Designs had to complete this bike in record time, making the Gears of War tricycle their most preposterous build yet. This is the beautiful machine you get after mixing the intensity of Gears of War with the design skills of Paul Jr.
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Big Red Motorcycle
This is called the Big Red motorcycle, she’s hot, spicy, and has a fiery kick. I’m talking about the beautiful bike underneath the girl, even though she’s pretty cute herself. The Big Red motorcycle even has six fire extinguishers attached for extra safety. I’m not quite sure how the handling on the Big Red is; I can only assume it has the same turning radius as its bigger brother the Firetruck. I just hope the Big Red sounds as good as it looks.
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Tractor Motorcycle
At what point do these owners say, “Alright, that’s enough modifications for my motorcycle. This motorcycle is built for Paul Bunyan, and I’m going to lose it if it comes out that this motorcycle is owned by a real lumber jack. The owner basically saw a tractor and the first thought he had was, “Boy, those tractor wheels would look even better on my motorcycle.” And being the impatient type, he probably got those tires onto his motorcycle within a day.
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Walking Dead Motorcycle
Imagine a world where there was recently a deadly virus that turns all the dead humans into zombies. Then imagine some lunatic running over all those zombies, cutting off their heads and skin, and turning them into a motorcycle. I mean, who would you rather have on your team when the world comes to an end, the guy with the cross bow, or the man who can turn zombies into motorcycles? My money is on the guy who can turn zombies into a stylish machine.
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Hamburgler Motorcycle
Ronald McDonald had a rival named the hamburgler, and this is his vehicle of choice. Made with 100 percent hamburger meat, this is the vehicle that represents America. This is exactly the kind of vehicle that foreigners think every American drives. On a more serious note, it’s rumored that if you go to any McDonalds in America with the Hamburgler motorcycle they’ll give you a free big mac.
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Kettenkrad Motorcycle
In the tiny city of Oak Ridge, Tennessee there is a festival that happens every year celebrating the anniversary of World War II. Ironically, this machine was used during the war, for what I have no clue, but it was thought to have been lost as another casualty of the war. After the rare find, the owner decided to restore the kettenkrad and use it for battle reenactments at Oak Ridge.
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Monster Yellow
Can you imagine the thoughts running through the head of the owner of this ridiculous motorcycle? “I’m king of the world,” or “My motorcycle is bigger than your truck, loser.” These are the only thoughts that would seem appropriate for a man who’s riding on a jumbo customized dirt bike. What makes this motorcycle un-drivable for me is the fact that the tires constantly need air put in them, or else they deflate due to the weight.
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Big Green Motorcycle
Santa Clause has gotten a little rowdy this year. Cowbell hanging right underneath his feet making sure everybody can hear him coming, check. It was probably her that got the owner of Big Green to upgrade his old clunker for this little piece of Americana. Another possible reason why this vehicle is gracing our streets could be that the owner heard the song “Big Green Tractor” by Jason Aldean and decided that this was his new life mission.
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The Batpod Motorcycle
And finally, my favorite pick…The Dark Knight by Christopher Nolan may have been the best Batman movie ever made. Just as a recap so everyone knows, the version in the movie has 20 inch front and rear tires, and includes grappling hooks, cannons, and machine guns. That’s pretty cool even for movie standards, but this machine is just awesome. I applaud whatever brave soul has taken the oath of the dark knight and has decided to roam the streets in his super slick motorcycle.
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Here Are Some Bonus Motorcycles
This may be one of the weirdest motorcycles you have ever seen before, it is definitely on our list of weirdest motorcycles we have ever seen. Even though it may be weird, what do you think about its functionality of it, would this motorcycle work for you? Makes sure you check them all out, to see which is your favorite.
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Rocket Red Motorcycle
This may be one of the weirdest motorcycles you have ever seen before, it is definitely on our list of weirdest motorcycles we have ever seen. Even though it may be weird, what do you think about its functionality of it, would this motorcycle work for you? Makes sure you check them all out, to see which is your favorite.
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Custom Baheameth Motorcycle
This may be one of the weirdest motorcycles you have ever seen before, it is definitely on our list of weirdest motorcycles we have ever seen. Even though it may be weird, what do you think about its functionality of it, would this motorcycle work for you? We hope you liked these 35 Most Ridiculous Motorcycles. If so, be sure to share this post with your friends.