30 Funniest T-Shirts We Could Find

Here you go! We’ve put together this list of the funniest and most clever shirts we could find. If you see a shirt you want, just click the image or title and it will quickly take you to the shirt on Amazon. Enjoy!

Save The Chubby Unicorns➜

Save the Chubby Unicorns. They even share an extinct common ancestor called cambaytherium. So, in a way, rhinos really are a horned unicorn. If you love to see people smile, trust us, and get this shirt. It’s available on Amazon for men, women, and youth, and it comes in a variety of colors.

This is Not A Drill➜

First, thou shalt call this a hammer. Not a drill. A hammer. A hammer shalt be the term thou call the item on thy shirt, and the term of the item shall be called a hammer. A drill shalt thou not mention, expecting that thou then proceed to say hammer. A wrench is right out. Once thee say hammer, being the term, be reached, then thy shalt correct thy foe who, being naughty, says drill and will snuff it. Well, you’ve got that right—no need to hammer this point home.

Technically The Glass is Completely➜

There’s hope, for sure! No matter how you want to look at it, since there are molecules everywhere, your glass is always full. In the example on the shirt, the glass is filled with 50% air and 50% water. Even if the glass is void of water, it will contain 100% air meaning it is filled no matter what. So you essentially have no option but to be an optimist.

You Little Rebel➜

Do not read the next sentence. Oh, you did it. Why? Some people never follow the rules…oh well. Maybe it is a reverse psychology kind of thing. You know, someone says one thing and you do the opposite. Please do not buy this t-shirt. Did you do it? We’ll have to check and see. Pacers don’t win the next NBA Championship. HeHe, that is a tradition we do not mind seeing broken. Any other requests?

I Got Your Back Stick Figure➜

This guy’s got no backbone. He’s a spineless wimp. You never want to turn your back on that guy. See what went wrong and take a step back. We go way back. Right back at you. Guess whose back? It’s the guy’s next to me. Do you remember when I mentioned my spine issue? It was about a week back. Hey, give that back! Do you have a BACKup? Okay, we’re done with the silly puns, BACK to talking about funny t-shirts.

Fitness Taco In My Mouth➜

This guy’s got no backbone. He’s a spineless wimp. You never want to turn your back on that guy. See Are you into fitness? Fit’ness yourself into this t-shirt? Haha. We genuinely love the play on words here, and trust us – you’re going to get a lot of comments from wearing this funny t-shirt. Seriously though, we could go for some tacos. Maybe we will wear this shirt on the next Taco Tuesday, and hopefully, we will still be able to fit’ness into it afterward. Hmmm…perhaps we should take another look at the first sentence on the t-shirt.

Well That’s Not A Good Sign➜

Let’s take a look at this one. Oh, haha. We see what you did there. We want to say that just because it isn’t a good sign that it’s not a bad sign…but that’s exactly what it is, a bad sign. It is a literal “bad” sign sticking from the yard. If we bought a sign, we’d probably go with a “good” one, but who are we to judge. It may be a bad sign, but it is a funnier shirt.

I’m Mom’s Favorite➜

Get this for one of your kids, and let them duke it out to see who wears it. Or maybe, whoever finishes their chores first gets to wear this funny t-shirt. If you have any siblings, perhaps you buy it, to exert your dominance. Show them who is most deserving of your mother’s affection. You already know who the favorite is, so why not get a shirt to remind everyone, especially your brothers & sisters, what is up.

CSI: Can’t Stand Idiots➜

They can’t make these shirts fast enough! Whenever you turn on the TV, get on the internet, or even go outside, you see the scale of stupidity swarming around every corner. It is a plague, and there is no escape. What you need is something to illustrate your frustration. As more and more dunces tend to proliferate the globe, we must strike back in the form of funny t-shirts—time to join the CSI (Can’t Stand Idiots).

Never Forget➜

Don’t forget where you came from. Technology has evolved immensely within the past few decades. It’s crazy to think about how many people that are alive today have never held a floppy disc in their hands. But it is important to remember the classics. Now get your Walkman and show off your age as well as your sense of humor with this hilarious t-shirt. Maybe even re-watch that old Blockbuster video you have lying around that you forgot to return.

Can’t Touch This➜

Can’t touch this. Oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh-oh. Can’t touch this. Nor would we want to try. Have you ever pricked your finger on a cactus, it is pretty painful. The spines are basically modified leaves. They are made up of fibers comprised of dead cells. At maturity, spines contain zero to little water and have a high surface-area-to-volume ratio. Ouch! We think the image gets that across in a stylish way. You have to love this cactus tee.

Invisibility Cloak➜

Has your invisibility cloak ever malfunctioned? It is frustrating when you are trying to stay hidden or pull design? In case you are not following, the joke uses the word “Periodically” because the image above is a periodic table. We, however, probably did not need to explain that since you are a genius and smart enough to understand chemistry humor. You will absolutely get some remarks and laughs out on the street when you wear this shirt.

Wear This Shirt Periodically➜

I wear this shirt periodically. This is sure to catch the attention of anyone who loves science. Pretty clever!

Good Game Good Game I Hate You Good Game➜

There is something respectable about positive sportsmanship. It is something we should all strive for when we face an opposing team. Good game, good game, good game, I hate you, good game, good game. Did you catch it? Haha. Sportsmanship is one thing, but competitiveness is another. Sometimes you’ll compete with that one person who really irks you.

5 of 4 People Struggle with Math➜

Let’s not focus on our past algebra grades. But if you can’t count, hey, the least you could do is try to be funny about it. Plus, it will let everyone know who to avoid passing the calculator to during tax time. Take one step closer to your bad math reality, with this funny t-shirt. If you are lucky enough to have mathematics skills, you could purchase this for someone else to tease them, just be aware the humor may fly over their heads.

Weapons of Mass Percussion➜

Weapons of Mass Percussion may just be the end of the world. Loud drumming will be the driving force toward the beginning of the apocalypse, so grab your funny t-shirt while you still can. Tell everyone you know about mass percussion with this shirt because drumming will be the downfall of us all.

Funny Gamer T-Shirt➜

This is what video games used to look like, folks—8-bit graphics with giant pixel art. Nowadays, you can see the sweat rolling down LeBron James’ forehead on NBA 2K20. You could easily mistake the graphics for an actual game on TV at first glance. Even reality does not look as good as some of the games today. Have you seen Red Dead Redemption 2? But never forget where you came from, video games.

I Am Currently Unsupervised➜

Here is a scenario you may find yourself in, so proceed cautiously. You look around and do not see anybody. So you think to yourself, “There are no rules!” Well, you guess there are still rules…but no one is supervising, then who could possibly enforce them? What are you going to do? There are so many possibilities to choose from. Here is our suggestion, one good rule of thumb: always wear funny t-shirts.

Sarcastic Comment Loading➜

Sarcasm is the practice of using irony to taunt or show disdain for something. We know it all too well. For some of you out there, a loading period may not even be necessary – you’ve always got a witty response in the chamber ready to fire. But regardless of your sarcasm levels, a funny t-shirt is genuinely always a good idea. For the record, the previous sentence was not a joke.

My Retirement Plan➜

It seems a bit nearsighted, doesn’t it? What is on the shirt is not as much of a plan, but a casual hobby. But, hey, to each their own. If the overwhelming desire to fish in a boat and relax in your retirement strikes you desirable, then this one is for you. Although the picture is kind of vague and we might have been a little presumptuous. Maybe you plan to open a small fishing business.

The Hardest Part About a Zombie➜

Are you the type of person who continuously binges “The Walking Dead” or marathons George Romero films such as “Night of the Living Dead” (1968)? Perhaps you have played too much, “Resident Evil.” In any case, you have prepared your entire life for the zombie apocalypse and will know what to do when it rises. Some of us will be freaking out. Some like you will be as ready as humanly possible. Bring it on.

Paws➜

Imagine you are on a small boat, and you start hearing the classic John William’s “Jaws” (1975) theme. You know the one, “duunnn dunnn… duuuunnnn duun… duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun”. Your boat starts tipping over, then suddenly a kitten emerges from the water and hops on your deck. Whether you’re a cat person or not, this shirt is pretty clever. It is a play on one of the most iconic movie posters of all time.

I Have ABSolutely No Desire To Work Out➜

A workout shirt that says “have abs” is on the same level as a yoga mat that says “do yoga”. Wait, on a second look, it says “absolutely no desire to work out”. Well, that’s ironic, seeing as the woman wearing the shirt is literally working out. Perhaps she just got off a Peloton exercise bike or a Schwinn stationary bike. Who knows. But odds are….she didn’t. And neither did we. And neither did you. What do people who are always hungry wear? Let’s find out.

Always Hungry➜

Some people are always hungry. They really can’t help it. Whether or not they are full, they have the urge to always stuff their mouths. But not all of them actually wear a shirt that screams out this condition to everyone capable of seeing! Pro Tip: If you’re always hungry, you should try getting an exercise bike, or a stationary bike, or just type “gym near me” into Google. That way, you can eat all you want and still stay fit. But you’ve actually got to do the work! (Good luck lol) What do you do when in a new gym or city? Check the next slide for sage advice.

Ask Me About My Ninja Disguise➜

Telling people not to ask you about your ninja disguise isn’t the best disguise tactic, is it? But still, we don’t expect a lot of people to ask her about her disguise. Working out can be stressful and no one deserves to get called out on their ninja disguise, so if you’re ever wearing a diguise while lifting dumbbells, wear this shirt to let everyone know not to disturb you about it. Or better still, set up an home gym.

Avo-Cardio➜

Working out can be lonely work, especially if you’re in a new gym or a new city. Wearing a funny workout shirt that has a playful fruit pun may just be the thing you need to connect to others. It also doesn’t hurt to have a water bottle to go with your shirt. You may even get a few admiring glances from the jocks at Planet Fitness…unless you’re doing your workout at your home gym. Then it’s all you. What do you think about Burpees?

Burpees Hate You Too➜

If you hate Burpees, well, apparently the feeling is mutual. At least that’s what this workout shirt’s saying. But what doesn’t hate you back? Planks? Push-ups? Lifting weights? Almost everything at Gold’s Gym will make your muscles sore and make your backache. So are you going to waste time hating Burpees instead of other more worthy things? Next, we find out how many people actually love Burpees. Burpees are so bad, we’ve got another one…

Burpees – Zero People Like This➜

It appears that the number is precisely zero. No one likes Burpees. Most people would rather lift two thousand Bowflex adjustable dumbbells before doing a single Burpee. Even on Facebook, where most people like most things. So yeah, Burpees are kinda public enemy number. . .0. So that’s fun. However, we don’t see many people hating on Burpees in real life and outside the gym. They end up hating on movie characters like Kim Kardashian! Says a lot! The next workout shirt asks an existential question that we must all answer.

Check Out My 6-Pack➜

Whether at Planet Fitness or LA Fitness, this shirt will get a lot of laughs. However, if you want a six-pack made of doughnuts, you probably shouldn’t be at a gym in the first place. But most times, you want a real six-pack and not one made of doughnuts. So you workout regardless. Good for you! The next workout shirt has a pretty strong opinion of authority and supervision.

Currently Unsupervised➜

People who are new to gyms (and there are many of them!) need supervision. However, when they end up being unsupervised they feel scared and elated. They are freaked out when they get on complex machines like the bowflex, but the possibilities of them messing things up are endless. And wouldn’t that be an hilarious sight? Now, do you know the meaning of the word Fit-ish?

Fit-ish➜

It’s great to be fit. What of fit-ish? Well, no one knows. We do know that it requires a copious amount of pizza, tacos and probably a yoga mat. Or an exercise bike. It also requires some sort of workout regimen— even if that only constitutes walking to collect the Domino’s Pizza at the door!

Gym & Juice➜

What do you need for a good workout session? Many people would say a yoga mat, a dumbbell set, great music and the dedication to actually working out. While many others will say gym and juice. Who’s right? We can’t really tell, but we know it’s great to have juice after a tough workout session. But never mind that. let’s talk about body building and Star Wars for a hot second.

Han Swolo➜

Most people want to get swol. But very few people actually want to do the work and go through the motions that will get them swol. In the end, it’s easy to build up muscle. All you need to do is work out for four hours every day, and get a personal trainer. Very few people want to do that, though. They would rather wear a clever star wars shirt that would give the guys over at Planet Fitness a chuckle. Or several. No judgment! Next, we check out what it means to have a happy hour.

Happy Hour➜

You’ve probably never seen anyone as happy as the swol guy in the corner of Planet Fitness lifting dumbbells. What? He doesn’t look happy? Well, he has to be happy on his insides. What’s funny about this shirt, of course, is that it’s invariably worn by people who would rather jog ten miles than lift a single dumbbell. Here’s an interesting question for you. Why do you workout?

I Do It For The Tacos➜

For some people, they do it for the Tacos. And we aren’t going to lie, that’s as noble a reason as you’re going to ever find. Tacos are sweet, crunchy, and fattening. So what do you do if you want to eat as many tacos as you want without getting fat? You workout. You get on that stationary bike. You lift those dumbbells. And hope your metabolism can keep up. Let’s talk about the evil exercise called running next.

I Hate Running➜

There’s nothing more ironic than wearing a shirt that announces to everyone that you hate running while going on a jog. However, it’s certain to strike up a meaningful conversation when you get off the treadmill at LA fitness. It’s also a great workout shirt for a casual day out. We mean, nothing brings strangers at McDonald’s together than shared hate of running. If you thought we were done with our Burpees agenda, you’ve sadly got another thing coming.

I Love Burpees (Said No One Ever)➜

Have you ever heard of anyone say they love Burpees? If you have, check around. You may not be at a random gym. You may be at a marine training camp instead!. Point is, most people hate Burpees. And for good reason too! They are extremely difficult! Most people would rather use a stationary bike or even lift some dumbbells. Next, we ask an important question. What do you think of video games?

I Paused My Game To Be Here➜

Deciding whether to slay that new monster or actually go work out from home can be tough work. We mean, video games are crazy addictive, and if you’re hooked on them, they can be difficult to break free from. However, once you do break free from them, you’ll find more time to stay fit. Basically, what we’re saying is that it’s more rewarding to go to Planet Fitness and hit the Hammer Strength squat rack than it is to capture Fort Knox or something. Do you run better than the government? Let’s find out.

I Run Better Than The Government➜

If you go for a run every morning despite the cold and the blank stares of weirdos in the park, it’s official; you run better than the government. That’s right. How many government officials do you think would be able to get up each morning and run for two or three miles? None, that’s how many. Most wouldn’t even be able to do five minutes on a stationary bike. And that’s despite the fact that they can build ten home gyms.

I Won’t Quit (But I’ll Cuss The Whole Time)➜

It’s not an uncommon sight to see people cursing pretty heavily at the gym. In fact, it’s probably the most common sight. Working out is difficult, and sometimes you just have to let out a few curses. Of course, it’ll earn you a few stares at Gold’s Gym or LA Fitness (which is why we love a home gym), but at least it’ll help you hit the Proform Treadmill before you quit. Next, we have great advice on burning the crazy off.

I Work Out The Burn The Crazy Off➜

Telling everyone that you’re crazy AND that the only way to stay sane is by working out isn’t the best personal brand message. But it will surely start up interesting conversations at LA Fitness. However, if it’s true, and you truly work out to burn off the crazy, you should focus on your workout and not conversations. You should also choose a better workout shirt. Next, we talk about flexes and such things.

I Would Flex But I Like This Shirt➜

When working out, it’s important to put on appropriate outfits. For example, Lululemon yoga pants and a Nike Dri-Fit shirt. However, it’s imperative that you do not wear shirts that would tear if you flex too much. And you probably shouldn’t wear workout shirts that tell people that the reason you aren’t flexing too much is that your shirt might tear. If you don’t have appropriate work out clothing, you should probably workout at your Marcy home gym.

Killin’ It➜

When the average person first enters the gym, they want to kill it. They want to work out really hard and build muscle. However, when they lift the first dumbbell, it looks like it wants to kill them. This workout shirt is a reminder that whatever wants to kill you in the gym— be it dumbbells or a stationary bike, you can kill it. All its gonna take is dedication. And finally, we get to a watering hole.

MOIST (Because You Know Someone Who Hates This Word)➜

Shirts with suggestive captions will always grab attention. However, you should note that working out isn’t a dating ritual (even though it can be!). So when you think of the word “moist”, don’t think of this suggestive workout shirt— think of how you sweaty you can get as you burn off all that fat by working on the exercise bike at LA fitness.

My Therapist➜

Working out isn’t just working out for many people. In fact, for some, it’s like therapy. And it’s easy to see why that is so. Lifting dumbells, getting those gains, riding that stationary bike and working on your shape can help you work through many mental issues. It can help increase your focus and determination. Basically, it can put you in a better mental state. Which is exactly what therapists do. Next, we have Becky, her quads, and something about a butt.

Oh My QUAD Becky Look At Her SQUAT➜

Quads are great for a lot of reasons. They give your knee joints stability, they help reduce joint pain and they keep your muscles strong and flexible. As long as you keep doing these exercises (and it really doesn’t matter where— it could be at Planet Fitness or a home gym), you’ll see improvements in the formation of muscles around your quadriceps. Now that we’re done with Becky, let’s grab a pizza.

We’re Getting Pizza After This➜

What do you do after working out? Most people shower, and then have a long rest. Others watch a movie. Some even go to work. While others get a pizza. Because they feel they’ve earned it. Well, the fact is that a Pizza is probably the worst thing you can eat after a workout. So yeah, maybe you shouldn’t get a pizza after working out. Next, we’re gonna drop some truth bombs about late-night running on you.

Running Late Is My Cardio➜

If you like running at night (and have a shirt that says the same), research says you may actually be doing the best thing. Some studies have found that running at night can give even more performance benefits than running during the day. So, if you needed any more reason to run late, you have it. Or you could just get on your Peloton bike, and cycle away. It doesn’t even have to be a Peloton bike— it can be any other bike. If you do choose to run at night, just make sure you’re in the modern era and not the Jurassic era. Why? We’ll tell you.

Running – Sometimes We All Need A Little Motivation➜

Say what you want, but there’s no better running motivation than a dinosaur pursuing you at top speed. Just so you know, the average human speed is about 45 kilometre per hour while the average dinosaur can reach speeds of about 50 kilometres per hour. So it would be safe to say if you ever find a dinosaur on your trail, you’ve already lost. And a “little motivation” won’t save you. This shirt may get a few laughs out of the lads lifting dumbbells Planet Fitness though.

Squat – Because No One Raps About Small Butts➜

Have you ever heard anyone rap about tiny butts? No? Well, too bad. If you want to have a butt that deserves a rap song or hundred, then you should consider getting into those shoes and heading to a gym near you. The best way to get a bigger butt is through squats. If you keep at it long enough, you may eventually get a rap song about you. And hopefully, that song will not be about how out of shape you are. It’ll be about your cute workout shirt, and your long hours squatting at LA Fitness.

Straight Outta Shape➜

You can be straight outta many things. You can be straight outta good ideas for a shirt, for example. But try not to be straight outta shape. And if you are, get to lifting some dumbbells. You would be straight into shape in no time. Also, whether or not you’re in shape or outta shape, that’s a pretty cool shirt to wear to Planet Fitness. You’d certainly get a few funny stares. It would definitely be worth it.

Suck It Up Buttercup➜

Suck It Up Buttercup rhymes. And that’s probably just about it. Everyone looking to get fit knows that they would have to endure pain some level of pain. They have to cycle a stationary bike, lift dumbbells and do all sort. So yeah, everyone is already sucking it up, regardless of whether they are buttercups or not. Let’s get historical…

T-REX No Like Push-Ups➜

Yeah, a T-rex is large, fast and has huge jaws. But this amazing dinosaur wouldn’t know what to do on a Yoga mat. T-rexes can’t do simple pushups because of their tinny itsy bitsy hands. But you can do a push-up. And you should because they help build up your chest and arm muscles. But that’s not the only reason you should do it. You should also do it because you want to spite the T-rex. And what better way to spite a Trex than to put its biggest insecurities on a shirt. Next up, we have a treatise on horrible ideas.

That’s A HORRIBLE Idea – What Time?➜

Do you know what’s a horrible idea? Not working out. Living a sedentary lifestyle contributes to cardiovascular diseases, diabetes, blood pressure and several other disorders. Thankfully, there are less horrible ideas than that. One of these less horrible ideas is running a marathon. During the race, you’d feel like dying, but at the finish line, you’d be the most alive you’ve ever been. Another less horrible idea is lifting dumbbells. Another one is running on a stationary bike. Choose the less horrible idea today, and then say what time. Let’s visit the cinemas to see a mafia movie, shall we?

The Squatfather➜

The Godfather was a pretty hardcore movie. It had everything. The Mafia, guns, love, revenge, corrupt officials etc. In fact, the only thing the movie didn’t have was a cameo of the ever-present jock at Planet Fitness lifting dumbbells.. If you’re going to do squats and be the SquatFather, make sure you do them like the Godfather— properly and with honor. Do thick thighs indeed save lives? Let’s find out.

Thick Thighs – Thin Patience➜

Well, we can’t say for sure. But we can say that people with thick thighs end up having thin patience. If you do want to have this unique physical and personality combination, you should consider squats. Squat all day, squat all night and you’ll find yourself losing your patience and getting flesh around your thighs in no time. You’ll also start getting looks from the guys over at Planet fitness. And then you’d start to lose your patience. Then, what’s on this short would come to pass. The next slide has interesting information on the relationship between cardio and wine.

Does Running Out of Wine Count As Cardio➜

No, running out of wine doesn’t count as cardio. However, it’s an interesting idea to consider. In any case, you really shouldn’t take too much wine. If you really want to do cardio, get on a stationary bike and work that bad boy for an hour or two. With your hips and legs burning, you’ll know that you’ve truly done cardio. You could also do some warm down yoga to make things even better.

With A Body Like This Who Needs Hair➜

Bald folks listen up! People love to have great hair. However, it appears that people love having a fit body more. How many people are aware of this? Not very many people, that’s for sure. But before you can forget all about having good hair, you should lift some dumbbells and a Peloton bike first. Great bodies do not come easy.

DANG – Funny Joe Dirt Shirt➜

If you know, you know. “Joe Dirt” (2001) is a cult classic and downright hilarious movie. It follows trailer trash Joe Dirt as he recounts his search for his parents after being abandoned years earlier at the Grand Canyon. David Spade is excellent in the role, and you could not imagine anyone else playing the character. If you don’t understand this t-shirt, then you need to watch the movie for yourself! In the words of Dirt, “You gotta keep on keepin’ on. Life’s a garden: dig it.”

“So no one told you life was gonna be this way”. Were you a fan of the hit TV show “Friends”? You will probably love this shirt as much as her.